I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.
au where hannibal makes air quotation marks with his hands every time he names a meat in one of his dishes
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Let me tell you in exhaustive detail the reasons I am, in fact, probably a misogynist.
First of all, how dare you level these accusations at me. I do not hate women. Women are the best. I love women so much, I don’t want them anywhere near men in the media I…
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
I just found the best Facebook page
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
More Blind!Nico AU uwu
when misandrist social justice warriors write shit like “men already have ALL of the rights” or “white cishet men are not opressed” I just remember that my brother hasn’t seen his child since she was a newborn because judge gave parental rights to her mother who is a crazy bitch just because she is a female and a mother. Even though the whole thing with having sex with my brother was just to make her ex boyfriend jealous. Even though she abused my brother in time of their relationship. cause if you have a penis you are a bad person and if you have a vagina you are an angel from the skies, right tumblr?